What to do when you're (not) playing your Paladin

Interesting thread started by Vinco, asking what we've done during runs (and just playing) with our Paladin. While playing I've...

- Watched TV, which is pretty common.
- Surfed the web: chatting on forums, browsing around on websites.
- Prepared for dinner, such as scrubbing potatoes, cooking, slicing vegetables and barbecuing.
- Remote controlled my Paladin by letting my brother sit by the computer and telling him what to do over the cellphone.
- Taken a crap in the bathroom (this is accomplished thanks to that I have a portable computer and a wireless internet connection).

The best part is that nobody has ever noticed. I was initially afraid to tell about this since my guild membership and server reputation is at stake (!). But I thought -- eh, whattheheck... I'm not the first one to do it, all I am is being honest about it.